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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*calls 911* hello?? my drug dealer said he would meet me at the park an hour ago but he’s still not here and i’m worried something happened

84emojis:

*girl wit freakishly perfect eyeliner who kno u cant do that shit voice* thank u!!!! just lots n lots of practice!!!! 😊😊😊

Friend: I think I'm gonna head home see ya later
Me: thank god